After giving in to peer pressure by succumbing to a series of incomparable orgasms, I finally realized that the best way to reach climax was with a sex toy that was as gay as I am. Had someone told me this stuff about gay sex toys a long time ago, I would have avoided so many terribly uncomfortable situations.Īwkwardly using heteronormative sex toys wasn’t getting me anywhere, but I refused to admit that for way too many years. With hundreds of different toy types, thousands of models of each type, and enough features on them all to choke a donkey, it’s almost impossible to find what you need.Įven professional perverts like me have a hard time getting what I want, and that’s why I’ve decided to give you guys a comprehensive rundown about gay sex toys in general.
Today’s sex toy industry plays a special role in the average homosexual’s love life. But regardless of opinions, tastes and appetites, there’s one thing that’s for sure: Gay sex toys here and they’re queer, so get used to it. Is it just me or do gays have more fun? I mean, that’s a stereotype I’d like to hear more about. Because Horny Is the Queer Who Wears the Crown.
